Listen you lot, Christmas can take a holiday this year cos Flashheart’s in town. And I know what you’re thinking, can Warminster cope with this much excitement? Woof woof! My old mate Eddie has invited me and all you less attractive mortals to join him as he throws away his freedom. Then we can all sit back, codpiece in hand, and watch as he outmanoeuvres the Bishop, discovers an interesting wine from the new world and escapes from the dungeon of certain death. 

If you book early enough (by 27th September), then you may be lucky enough to be close enough to smell my pheromones. And don’t worry ladies, there will be plenty left for you too. 

Signed, Flash